Nifedipine and lidocaine

Novocaine is pretty useless on me and even Lidocaine barely makes a dent{rimshot}
in the pain. I wish I could afford laser dentistry.

Sheridan darling, henceforth your Dom will apply a touch of lidocaine upon your clit. Just a touch. Yes, you'll still feel the stinging pain of slapping and whipping your pussy lips. He'll spank and whip and slap you without mercy. But your clit will not feel thing. You will be forever denied the joys of a clitoral orgasm. Go baby, go!

You may want to talk to women who have given birth. True, women's vagina can stretch to give birth, but it's no orgasmic sexual experience. Au contraire, it hurts like hell. Getting sewn up after tearing is no picnic either. Lidocaine only does so much to take the edge of a needle stabbing through one's perineum multiple times.
Also, there are many women who cannot give birth vaginally and wind up having a caesarian section.

Well, I was laughing throughout the whole thing. I think it was slightly too dramatic to take seriously. Like being in status epilepticus for some unknown time in front of her daughter, that cant be controlled until examined at the er and given multiple drugs...and she lived to vent her urine and feces another day. So, they tried lorazepam, phenobarbitol, and valproate, but had to give up, intubate her and then give her propofol, the anesthetic that killed Michael Jackson, ketamine, and lidocaine in order to stop her hysteria. And they topped it off with xenon and nitrous oxide. Damn.
When I read this paratrooper will kill you, I don't think being serious was ever the intent. What's next, are you going to put on your robe and wizard hat?
But the ending and the use of a human choice and not a damn plot device to get to it was good. The length of conflict wasn't unnecessarily long. So, the best way to reconcile this with reality is that this is a joke.

Agreed, authenticity is what a man wants. Acknowledge his attention and effort, compliment, or coach his skill, and for fucks sake, maybe just once in a while, tell him what you want. Speak up, self advocate, empower yourself… after all, the only person responsible for meeting our needs is ourselves. Besides that, many men are responsible for every decision that crosses their path, and then after deciding things for other people all day, and dealing with the fallout of bad choices, they’re then tasked with running the bedroom scene as well…if I’m left to my own devices and only do what I want, without a little input from my partner, they should be prepare themselves by stretching their neck thoroughly, warming up their jaw, and if necessary, have their lidocaine throat spray ready. Truthful, complimentary praise, constructive modifiers, and great cock worship will get you everything. Flattery is cheap. If someone is with a partner that is so insecure that they can’t take a direction, so you’ve been constantly let down, or made to feel like your needs aren’t important; either get counseling or gtfo.

bornwildnfree, I sent you a private message. Please contact me.
As for everyone else ... life keeps adding on the 'happy' {sarcasm}.
My neurologist decided to prescribe a more powerful tool to manage the pain in my feet. So, he gave me a foot cream. What wasn't obvious was the non-prescribed 'side effects' of the foot cream which included ... (sigh) ...
Well, as my feet have been hurting like sons-a-bitches, I was slathering that cream on three and four times a day. It had minimal positive effect which was leagues ahead of the pain I was going through. Besides, it was foot cream. What was the worse that could happen?
Baclofen (2%) ~ [Lightheadedness or fainting, trouble seeing, severe tiredness, weakness],
Cyclobenzaprine (2%) ~ [Anxiety, restlessness, seeing or hearing things that are not there, severe drowsiness, fainting, or confusion],
Diclofenac (3%) ~ [Sudden or severe headache, or problems with vision, speech, or walking],
Gabapentin (6%) ~ [Behavior problems, aggression, restlessness, trouble concentrating, moodiness (especially in children), problems with coordination, shakiness, unsteadiness, unusual moods, or behaviors, thoughts of hurting yourself, feeling depressed, dizziness, drowsiness, sleepiness, tiredness],
Lidocaine (2%) ~ [which, somewhat stunningly, isn't trying to fuck with my head]
So I've been staggering around in a semi-lucid state for the past several days, unable to figure out why I couldn't do much, if any, writing. It took me complaining to my wife to provide some clarity.
I repeat - it is freaking foot cream!
I've stopped with the foot-crack and am back to dealing with the pain. Hopefully I'll be back to writing soon too.
James aka FinalStand