Sudafed and lisinopril

Your description closely parallels my own experience, including some gynecomastia as a side effect of blood pressure meds (Lisinopril is the US brand), so my guess is your story is pretty autobiographical and VERY interesting to me. One thing I have doubts about is listening to augment your breasts. Listening to what? or is this another trick pulled by Autocorrect?

Him: Hi Whore
Her: Lol I'll marry you
Him: Wooo I was just thinking about that. Did you read my mind? Are you a witch or something? Well I'm a Christian so I expect you to convert because I ain't gonna be lettin my new whore wife hang out in graveyards with fat angry teenage girls at night smoking clove cigarettes. That ain't proper
Warning: By recruiting your new companion you have caused your reputation with Mattson to drop below zero. Mattson faction units will now attack you on sight
Him: Pfft I don't care. I gotta gun sucka. lol It's the old timey times! DNA and forensic haven't been invented yet and there's a whole lotta nothing to hide a body!
Her: What the hell are you talking about? What did I get myself into?
Him: I'm on top of the world! I just got me a whore wife! She's had a lot of practice with countless partners so you know that will make her a good wife!
Her: I can't help but feel like that was an insult. I can cook too. And faithful
Him: HA! Bullshit. You're a whore I know nothing about. I ain't dumb.
Her: I'm going back to the whore house
Him: No you ain't. You ain't been listening. I says I have a gun. HA yeah see? Goddamn I feel good. It's old timey days! I'm white and a man and going to marry a whore and it don't matter because HIV ain't been invented yet! Too bad for you whore wife cuz we're about to pass the whore house. Coulda saved you a walk
Her: What the hell? We've been going in circles? What the hell have I gotten myself into?
Him: Woooo old timey days! Drinking and driving isn't illegal yet! God damn I'm fucking hard right now. Grab me my lawn darts in the back so I can throw them at the black folks chickens! Hey and also clean up back there. Just throw it outside on the ground. We livin in the good times right now and gotta enjoy it while we can before talking picture boxes make us feel like shit because we put a hole in the sky and make it so it rain acid. OH SHIT I just realized something! It's the old timey times! Stop what you're doing whore wife and take this here nickle and buy me all the boxes of sudafed the chemist has. I got me a little project I think can help us make some money. Use the change to get me something with cocaine in it and morphine if they got it so I can party tonight. I Won't be sharing but you can whore yourself for a buck so you can get something for yourself

God damn give it a rest. Repeating the same fucking things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!!! STOP!!!!!

And more and more and more and more and more

Way to much fucking and to little of the story.
Not everyone wants to read about fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking.

And on and on and on and on.