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Author: Admin | 2025-04-28
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 A rabbit is hopping through the woods. Hop! Hop! Hop! When he comes upon a giraffe. Now, this giraffe is about to smoke some weed. The rabbit looks up at the giraffe and say, "Giraffe, don't smoke weed! Weed is a drug and drugs are bad, come running with me through the forest!" The giraffe looks at the weed, then looks at the rabbit, then back at the weed.The giraffe tossed his blunt aside and they go running through the forest together. Run! Run! Run! Hop! Hop! Hopping along.Soon they come to a clearing with a sheep.This sheep is about to shoot up ... I keep telling myself to quit drugs Like I'm going to listen to a drug addict My wife said, “Can you have a talk with the kids on drugs?” I said, “Fine, but I don’t make any sense when I’m high.” What drugs do ducks do? Qwack cocaine How do you know if an American sold drugs in high school? They know what grams are. How to win the war on drugs 1) legalize all drugs.2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service. A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs.....'' I said "I'm on drugs? you're the one talking to dogs." This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school. I said, “Yes, but I was part of the control group.” Our local pizza guy has been arrested for selling drugs I have been a loyal customer for years. I honestly had no idea he was selling pizzas I don’t like people who take drugs... For example: airport security. This
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