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Author: Admin | 2025-04-28
Taking an iron supplement?You’ll spend several hours facing north.Why does the US military spend $41m on Viagra?Rain or shine, cold or hot, it’s the best way to get their privates to stand at attention for more than 4 hours.A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. “How come you are sweating?” he asks. The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”What’s the difference between Niagara and Viagra?Niagara falls.What are the two main ingredients in Viagra?Miracle grow and fix a flat.A man walked into his doctor’s office and asked him for 3 Viagra pills.The doctor asked, “Why only 3?”The man said, “Well, Friday my secretary is coming over, Saturday my girlfriend is coming over, and Sunday, my wife is coming home from her vacation.”The doctor said, “That’s more than I wanted to know, but here’s your 3 pills.”A week later the doctor saw the man at the gas station, his arm in a cast and sling.“What happened to you? Did the women all find out about one another?” the doctor asked.The man said, “No… nobody showed up!”What do you call a guy who snorts Viagra?F*ck Nose.What do you call cheap deer Viagra?A bang for your buck.Grandpa snoops into the medicine cabinet where he finds a bottle of Viagra in the bathroom medicine cabinet, he asks his son about using one of the pills.The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad; they’re very strong and very expensive.” “How much?” asked Grandpa. “$10. a pill,” answered the son. “I don’t care,” said Grandpa, “I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under the pillow.”Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, “I told you each pill was $10, not $110. “I know,” said Grandpa. “The hundred is from Grandma!”What do you call it when a carpenter takes Viagra?Wood working.After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.They call it mourning wood.A man goes to the pharmacist and asks for 3 1/2 Viagra pills.The pharmacist is confused and asks, “Why 3 1/2?”The man responds, “Well, on Monday I am going to see my mistress and I need two. I need one for Wednesday with my wife. And on Friday, I am going to the sauna and it just needs to look presentable.”Why do band members take Viagra before a show?To make them rock hard for a long time!What did the man say after accidentally taking Viagra instead of his sleeping pills?“Now I’ll be up all night.”An old man walks into a chemist and starts examining packs of Viagra.The Nurse asks, “Do you need any help there, sir?”The old man says, “Yes, every Saturday my wife wants to have sex, but unfortunately,
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